tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.comments2009-07-23T11:30:11.940-07:00calvinjuliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16917326636131273960noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-14956394948643075622009-07-23T11:30:11.940-07:002009-07-23T11:30:11.940-07:00Awesome Cal! There&#39;s always the fields by my house to use too :)Amanda Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770046450441997289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-72677684829453249612009-07-15T07:44:59.910-07:002009-07-15T07:44:59.910-07:00haha. Is that a Fried Chicken Wing your using? In case a break in and you blast on a brotha, ur dog can find the body??? I love it, so when is our big hunting trip? Plan it now!The Peterson'shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12650850731987805266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-47254437703876171582009-07-14T12:01:49.456-07:002009-07-14T12:01:49.456-07:00yay!!!Brittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14945750411627222863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-90127383616357539082009-07-14T11:58:55.882-07:002009-07-14T11:58:55.882-07:00Nice Calvin!Kristihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16324253363793760768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-8254003318763677282009-07-12T21:56:53.125-07:002009-07-12T21:56:53.125-07:00Dude that&#39;s sick! keep it up and maybe he&#39;ll get the pleasure of watching us miss birds too. That&#39;s great cause down the road that instinct will make it alot easier for you to have a good huntin dog! Oh yeah I must be one of the one&#39;s who would read this and appreciate it.The Ball Familyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04755946867424534670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-86913171037403108842009-06-09T09:46:58.792-07:002009-06-09T09:46:58.792-07:00Thanks for the booty shot! and I laughed so hard at the Asain stick figures with slanted eyes, I don&#39;t know why, but it was funny! And BTW if anyone could rock the hello kitty car, it would be you!The Peterson'shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12650850731987805266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-55556539292683241392009-05-23T20:21:38.243-07:002009-05-23T20:21:38.243-07:00Loved the last pic! You know deep down you want kids...or a kid....Amanda Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770046450441997289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-49041364468737624082009-05-20T08:46:05.382-07:002009-05-20T08:46:05.382-07:00Picture one: cakewrecks.blogspot.com. Look it up. Submit this cake on that website. If you don’t, I will.<br />Picture two: Do you hate some of the nurses you are with, cuz really you probably get sick of someo fo them. <br />Picture three: Ha. Asian art. At least I know where all the asian inspiration comes from.<br />Picture four: she wants America back. <br />Picture five: You idiot. I would have hit that, you wouldn’t have. Except I think you are joking.<br />Picture six: that has a freakin tons of bugs in it. Maybe even some rats’ nests. Disgusting, but awesome.<br />Picture seven: His hair does look like yours. Did he speak English or are you fluent in Asian now?<br />Picture eight: Fenny. Fenny is a great name. Name your first child after her.<br />Picture nine: I don’t see fenny choosing that pose for you, that one looks like you chose it. But you look happy.<br />Picture ten: Doctor Li needs sun. You need to tell her that, or I will.<br />Picture eleven: I never know if you are serious or not, like when you say, “they must love him a lot” I want to know more, like are you serious or not.<br />Picture twelve: Her/his eyes aren’t really slanted. Regardless, she is cutie watermelon pie.<br />Picture thirteen: Uh…baby scooter carseat. I would say that is white trash. But … I guess I cant really say that. More like, I wonder how many babies die a year from that placement.<br />Picture fourteen: I am pretty sure he has no idea what a god is. But….he is a cute asian kid. Adopt one. I really want you to.<br />Picture fifteen: That is a massive watermelon, did it taste sick?<br />Picture sixteen: This picture really really gave me a an urge to be there. Not to see the sights, but so you would pay me to knock one of them over. <br />Picture seventeen: These guys look like those freaky dolls. Why does he have a baby. That probably doesn’t look Asian. Hahahahahahahahahahahah<br />Picture 18: He looks like he wont protect anything. He looks like I could tip him over, stupid god of the sea.<br />Picture 19: Burn fake money? Ya that’s really smart. Wasters, and what are those snake dragons doing? Ya why do ancestors need money? And how can they use it if its fake and burnt.<br />Picture 20: They probably used freetranslation.com and garbage dump translated to, general rubbish.<br />Picture 21: That’s sweet art.<br />Picture 22: Defeating the wind? Who is?<br />Picture 23: I need him to write all my papers.<br />Picture 24: This looks like a painting. Seriously gorgeous.<br />Picture 25: I would have a bootie there!!! Wahoo!<br />Picture 26: OH wow. Gender doesn’t matter there. Dignity doesn’t matter.<br />Picture 27: This is driving me to want sushi, now.<br />Picture 28: what did she do that was schizo?<br />Picture 29: I don’t get this picture.<br />Picture 30: Calvin, I like how you have used the rule of thirds.<br /><br /><br />Ya that was probably the longest thing ever.Brittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14945750411627222863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-40381196891660997682009-05-20T07:48:56.048-07:002009-05-20T07:48:56.048-07:00Have you had a bean popsicle over there yet? When I worked construction, we were working on a place that sold quite a bit of oriental food. The lady that owned the place wanted to give us something for our work and handed us bean popsicles. surprisingly they were not bad!Benjamin Hillyardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10369712716176234839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-41937880347901938672009-05-18T23:17:00.000-07:002009-05-18T23:17:00.000-07:00You keep blogging like this and your blog...not Brit's...will be my new fave. Seriouso. <br /><br />Anyway...ANNIE...holy hannibells I have not laughed this much in... Thank you. Thank you for your mad/crazy blogging skills and...I'm totally in favor of you bringing home an Asian baby. You know how I feel about Asians. :) Julie was fine with the puppy...I'll babysit when Brit is busy.Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528044484998843221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-84407953756954557412009-05-18T13:54:00.000-07:002009-05-18T13:54:00.000-07:00ok... I really need to proof read my stuff before I post it. I meant to say... "evil triCK" not "triP"The Ball Familyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04755946867424534670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-15208238390567039902009-05-18T13:53:00.000-07:002009-05-18T13:53:00.000-07:00what an evil trip for all the americans! I bet that's why they do it, so they can laugh at you. FYI this post is hilarious.The Ball Familyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04755946867424534670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-587333706571701012009-05-18T02:29:00.000-07:002009-05-18T02:29:00.000-07:00Will do jay!calvinjuliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16917326636131273960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-37321663263548165202009-05-17T17:37:00.000-07:002009-05-17T17:37:00.000-07:00More photos of hot Asian chicks please!!! Thanks Calvin!!The Peterson'shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12650850731987805266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-86740225723777357252009-05-15T23:07:00.000-07:002009-05-15T23:07:00.000-07:00Yao says, "Don't be like a baby... eat the head!"Bradenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17272679199106126799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-57740529153864478992009-05-14T19:56:00.000-07:002009-05-14T19:56:00.000-07:00If you would pay attention, you would see that my last email was referring to a TEEN GIRL SQUAD. Wake up! And I only emailed it out because of the "What is this Arcadia you speak of" inside joke in our family. Ps - I ordered your goods today.Kristenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07501149948165775555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-59668330359922704622009-05-14T13:49:00.000-07:002009-05-14T13:49:00.000-07:00Hey there Calvin! You told everyone on facebook to check out your blog...well, I did! I did not expect to see such amazing pictures and read such funny stories. I think it is fantastic that you are working in Taiwan. However, I think the food would keep me away! Seriously, I really enjoyed the pictures of the children...they are all so sweet. What a tender experience.<br /><br />I also read the story about your new puppy and the "no kids yet" joke. My husband and I have been married 6 years and do not have children yet so it sounds like we would have some interesting stories to share!<br /><br />Check out our blog melissaanddustin.blogspot.com<br /><br />Take care. It is good to see you are doing well. Have fun in Taiwan.<br />-MelissaDustin and Melissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09428225248526936975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-70104864107541173512009-05-14T11:15:00.000-07:002009-05-14T11:15:00.000-07:00Thanks for making me cry. Just knowing there are babies there without mommies, makes me so so sad. I could have gone without pictures. Looks like you are having a lot of fun and doing a lot of good :) Good job Calvina.Braden and Jodeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06310602119813792950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-55808616064919767892009-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:002009-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:00Nazis! Ha freakin hilarious. Also...the babies make me wanna cry. The picture at the end is so sweet. Calvin, adopt an asian. Julie won't care. I'll babysit.Brittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14945750411627222863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-47260339718696294612009-05-13T14:54:00.000-07:002009-05-13T14:54:00.000-07:00Ha! Bees on strike! You are hilarious. I'm glad the Asian folk don't have bee problems.Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528044484998843221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-78613153842833699302009-05-13T07:03:00.000-07:002009-05-13T07:03:00.000-07:00HAHA!! Great translation! There are a few more you might get a kick out of on this website....<br /><br />http://www.engrish.com/Benjamin Hillyardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10369712716176234839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-48021501663733835602009-05-11T07:47:00.000-07:002009-05-11T07:47:00.000-07:00The blood rice grosses me out the most! Love all the craziness though...the scooters must be awesome!Amanda Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770046450441997289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-1438069706974108182009-05-10T14:42:00.000-07:002009-05-10T14:42:00.000-07:00seriously, the question really IS why we don't do cones like this in the US? Maybe we should start it. We could make some sweet moola.The Ball Familyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04755946867424534670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-36824324277777467172009-05-08T09:10:00.000-07:002009-05-08T09:10:00.000-07:00I love that most of your posts are about food! Looks like you are having a great time. Just stay away from tofu that smells like poo!Kristenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07501149948165775555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4157561560772954060.post-49723904041106807342009-05-08T08:55:00.000-07:002009-05-08T08:55:00.000-07:00that girl seriously was half your size huh? oh man. good time at the night market and stinky tofuMeganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10534684883800961945noreply@blogger.com