
First i thought i would enlighten you with a little bit of art. i like to call this "i think i'm drinking tea made from this crap"...I took this picture right out side my patient's house.

Ok, night market madness. The first picture here i thought we would start off with a little transation lesson. ROTATION FLYCATTLE = poop on a stick. hahaha Ok not really its just like a churro minus the goodness.

This was my scooter driver. They play a game similar to spin the bottle. They put all the keys in one helmet then the boys pick the keys out and that is there driver. I got this tiny little lady. hahah she is half my size.

BUt she did quite well with me on the back.

They should do cones like this in the US. come on man!

Umm since we are not suppose to be riding scooters this is def. not my professor. hahah GO!

Night market sign.

Us with our peeps. This is the ICU dept.

I know this looks like one big giant rotating fat chunk but in actuallity it is chicken. I know right doesn't even look like it. They make these little sandwhiches for less then a buck. super delish.

This is Alexa about to eat a chicken foot with one of the nurses.

Holy hell, i know that was an oxymoron, but seriously there is this stuff called stinky tofu. Just to give you a little perspective if you take a kid who pooped there pants then let is sit for about two years that is exactly what this smells like. It is the most foul thing i have ever smelled. Even worse then Julies farts, JK she never farts.

Ummm, why did the chicken cross the road....cause he wanted to keep his feet? ok, so that isn't really funny but to the chinese it is hillarious.

This was my face after the stinky tofu...never ever again...ever! The worst part is when you go shopping after and burp....NEED I SAY MORE.

This would be the famous COAGULATED BLOOD RICE. It is blood mixed with some rice. Does a body good.

This was my ride back home. She was a freak'n crazy driver. I think the one in the red and white helmet watched too much happy days. "ehhh !" This ended a succefull night at the market. There is so much fun and so much to do. The market is similar to a swapmeat, except way cooler. Kind of like a carnaval with no rides. Massive amounts of people. Hip young people go there alot to meet friends and try to find boys apparently. To let you know i didn't find any boys. booo whoooo. Thats ok though i'm good. Hope you enjoyed this post. More to come.
5 comments:
that girl seriously was half your size huh? oh man. good time at the night market and stinky tofu
I love that most of your posts are about food! Looks like you are having a great time. Just stay away from tofu that smells like poo!
seriously, the question really IS why we don't do cones like this in the US? Maybe we should start it. We could make some sweet moola.
The blood rice grosses me out the most! Love all the craziness though...the scooters must be awesome!
HAHA!! Great translation! There are a few more you might get a kick out of on this website....
http://www.engrish.com/
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